Friday, January 10, 2014

Sex Snob by Elizabeth Hayley Review

Sex Snob is a spin-off of Pieces of Perfect but can be read as a stand-alone novel. 

Twenty-nine year old wild, carefree, and brutally sarcastic Amanda Bishop thought her three rules for dating would weed out unworthy suitors. And they did. Until she met Shane Reed, her smart-ass, sexy-as-sin CrossFit coach who pushes all her buttons. He’s the man she loves to hate. But when the hate begins to ebb away, and is replaced by feelings she can’t handle, Amanda hides behind her rules. Will the electric chemistry she feels with Shane allow her to get beyond a painful past, or will she push him away with her rules? Rules that make her the ultimate Sex Snob.

My Review:
This is the first book I've read by these authors and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Amanda is hilarious and I want to be in her circle of friends. Her dating rules are crazy, but she feels they are important to keep her heart safe from harm. Shane breaks through her walls but she continues to deny her feelings for him. There is a lot of hot sex in this book and I felt like I was right there with the characters. I plan to read more books from Elizabeth Haley if they are as good as this one! 4 out of 5!

About the Authors:
Elizabeth Hayley is actually "Elizabeth" and "Hayley," two friends who love  reading  romance  novels  to  obsessive  levels.  This  mutual love prompted  them  to put  their  English degrees to good use by penning their own.  The product is  Pieces of  Perfect, their debut novel. They  learned a ton about one  another  through the  process, like how they clearly share a brain and  have a persistent  need to text each other constantly (much to their husbands' chagrin). They are currently writing the  sequel to  Pieces of  Perfect,  which is expected to be released in the March 2014.

"Elizabeth" lives with her husband, one and a half year old daughter, and nutjob of a dog. “Hayley” lives with her husband and their own crazy dog. They are hoping to adopt a newborn soon.
Elizabeth Hayley's writing motto is best captured by the words of Patrick Dennis: "I always start with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." 
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Sex Snob

“All of Me” by John Legend
 “Beautiful” by Mariah Carey feat. Miguel
“Bump and Grind” by R. Kelly
“Classy Girls” by The Lumineers
“Crush” by Jennifer Paige
“Everything Has Changed” by Taylor Swift feat. Ed Sheeran
“Get Lucky” by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell
“Hot Mess” by Cobra Starship
 “I Love It” by Icona Pop (feat. Charli XCX)
“I Never Told You” by Colbie Callait
 “It Ain’t Love” by Green River Ordinance
 “It Will Rain” by Bruno Mars
“Kiss Me Slowly” by Parachute.
 “Last Friday Night” (T.G.I.F.) by Katy Perry
 “Not Over You” by Gavin DeGraw
“The Other Side” by Jason Derulo
“Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO
“Skin” by Rhianna
“S&M” by Rihanna
“Somebody’s Heartbreak” by Hunter Hayes
“Titanium” by Madilyn Bailey
“Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw” by Jimmy Buffet
“Without You” by David Guetta (feat. Usher)
 “You and Tequila” by Kenny Chesney (feat. Grace Potter)

Sex Snob Excerpts:

Chapter 3: Shane to the Rescue
I was cackling hysterically at a story Cedric told about how his boss walked around for an entire day, oblivious to the fact that he had a pair of women’s underwear hanging from the back of his belt like a tail, when I felt a strong hand on my bicep. I spun around, expecting someone from my gym, and then froze.
It took a moment for my brain and my mouth to get back on the same page. Eventually, I was able to mutter a single, meek word: “Nate.”
 “Hi, Amanda,” he said smiling. Smiling? This asshole is smiling at me. The fucker!
 “Hi,” I replied, looking every bit as confused as I was. “Where did you . . . what are you doing here?” The group I had been talking to backed away slightly to give us more privacy. But that wasn’t what I wanted. I didn’t want to speak privately with Nate. I didn’t want to speak to him at all. My breathing accelerated as panic rose in my body.
 “I was just meeting some friends. What about you?” He casually took a sip of his beer, looking at me expectantly.
He was so calm, it made me want to gouge his eyes out and feed them to a sewer rat. The thought of eyes caused my own to slip quickly down his body. He looked good. Damn good. He actually looked exactly the same as he had when I last saw him about four years ago, except that his hair was slightly longer.
 “Uh, I’m . . . here with friends, too,” I stammered.
 “Hmm, that’s nice. You’re looking good, Amanda. Really good.” He smirked down at me, his eyes roaming freely over my body.
His comment disarmed me, and I had no idea how to respond. Jesus Christ, Amanda, snap out of it. This wasn’t like me. I wasn’t this shy, self-conscious, pathetic girl. But, right now, with Nate standing barely two feet from me, this was the girl I had become. The real me fled, and was hiding behind harsh words and devastated tears from four years ago. Well, shit.
I was staring down at the floor, willing my sarcasm to come back to me so I could tear this asshole to shreds. And as I stood there, struggling to find words, I felt an arm wrap around my shoulders. My head jerked up when I heard his voice.
 “Hey, baby, where ya been? I’ve been looking for you.” Shane pressed a brief kiss to my temple. I nearly wiped it away on reflex. “Hi, how are you? I’m Shane, Amanda’s boyfriend. And you are?”
Wait, what? My boyfriend? What is happening here? Is Shane . . . saving me? I didn’t know whether to be grateful or horrified.
Nate stumbled a bit, his cool facade slipping slightly, “Uh, hi. I’m, uh, Nate. I used to date Amanda.”
 “Oh, small world,” Shane replied smiling, though it didn’t reach his eyes. He gazed impassively at Nate. I stared at Shane like he was Big Foot.
“Uh, yeah, well, it was good seeing you, Amanda. Nice to meet you, uh . . .” Nate fumbled.
 “Shane. Nice to meet you, too.”
Nate started to reach out his hand, but when Shane made no movement in return, Nate ran the hand through his hair instead and then walked off.
 “Who the hell was that prick?” Shane asked, dropping his arm from my shoulder.
 “I . . . he was nobody. Just . . .” I took a deep breath and willed myself to calm the fuck down. “He’s just some pompous douchebag I used to date.”
 “Interesting,” Shane mumbled before taking a sip of his beer. “You okay? Your whole body tensed when you saw him” he asked.
I nodded slightly, my head cast down toward the floor again.
 “Hey, Amanda, look at me,” Shane said softly. When I didn’t comply, he placed his hand beneath my chin and raised my head for me. The look on his face was one of concern. He wasn’t mocking me, like I would have expected.
But somehow, the concern was worse. I didn’t need his pity. Nor had I needed him to pretend to be my boyfriend. Except . . . maybe I had. No, I pushed that thought from my mind. I didn’t need anyone. I had just been caught off guard. I could have handled Nate. The real Amanda was flooding back into me with a vengeance. And right as I was about to tell Shane where he could go stick his white knight act, I stopped. He had only been trying to help. There was no need to verbally eviscerate him when it was actually Nate I wanted to yell at. I took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
 “Sorry,” I said finally. “I’m fine. I just didn’t expect to see him. It caught me a little by surprise.”
 “Yeah. You need a drink?” Shane asked, a little louder than he’d probably intended. He seemed uncomfortable.
 “Sure,” I smiled genuinely. “I’d love one.”
 “What’s your poison?” he called over his shoulder as he made his way toward the bar.
“Stoli and cran,” I yelled after him.
He was back fairly quickly, considering how packed this place was. He handed me my drink and then placed his hand on the small of my back and ushered me to a few stools that lined the wall.
 “Thanks,” I said sincerely, hoping it covered more than just the drink.
 “No problem,” he said, staring intently at me, letting me know that he understood.
I needed to lighten the mood and reassert myself in my body. “So, is that how you pick up chicks? You just saunter up to them, refer to yourself as their boyfriend and hope it sticks?” I said lightly, my smile wide.
 “It’s probably more effective than your tactic of staring at the floor and letting all the color drain from your face,” he smirked.
Embarrassment crept through me at his words and I worked hard to keep my eyes trained on his. “It’s the damsel in distress technique. I feel it worked quite well. Got you to buy me a drink, didn’t it? Sucker,” I said with a laugh that was only partially forced.
 “That it did. So, are you insinuating that it was me you were trying to pick up in that situation?” He lifted an eyebrow and gawked at me in that annoying, cocky way he has.
 “No, I was just trying to give you some pointers. Show you how it’s done,” I quipped. I was a bundle of nerves and emotions. Are we flirting right now? Do I like it? Fuck.
 “Oh, was that what that was? A lesson for me. How kind of you.” He rolled his eyes playfully, and I had a sudden urge to tell him the truth about Nate. I can’t explain why, but I wanted him to know it. To know me.


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